Real Fantasy Encounters
An actual play podcast where escapism means having the same dumb problems as every other day of your life, but now your fate is decided by the roll of dice. New episodes every other Thursday.
An actual play podcast where escapism means having the same dumb problems as every other day of your life, but now your fate is decided by the roll of dice. New episodes every other Thursday.
Episodes

Nov 6, 2020
Report 19 - SFFRN
Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020
58 min
Al-Nadir's memories are badly scrambled, and it could take some time to restore them without badly hurting him. Meanwhile, Overlord makes dramatic progress with the SIM card phylactery and Daddy Olsson drops around for dinner.

Nov 12, 2020
Report 20 - A Devil's Bargain
Nov 12, 2020
Nov 12, 2020
1hr 8 min
Our detectives have located a piece of damning evidence suggesting Lucrezia Cortez was involved with an Outer Scientific ritual to ghostify Jane Doe. With the cabal of Grandpa Worshippers and Muertos Cultists haunting the school grounds, it's only a matter of time before their curiosity gets them in deathly trouble. But our detectives have one thing on their side the cultists don't: A hermit crab.

Nov 26, 2020
Report 21 - Dinner with Bhavneet
Nov 26, 2020
Nov 26, 2020
1hr 7 min
Our detectives' dinner plans at the Arts Alliance AGM go horrifically wrong when Rudy goads Peaches into a nectar-fuelled berserker rage. Maja and Saffron coordinate to execute some underhanded chicanery against the vampiric art mogul, but will their antics be enough to sway Bhavneet's judgement, and prevent the murder of another unfortunate classmate? Lucky for them Rudy has an ace in the hole.

Dec 10, 2020
Report 22 - Goodbye Clampy
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
49 min
Rudy, Dash, and Mobile Saffron make their daring escape from Kaur Manor on the back of their giant hermit crab. Peaches pursues them on her crotch-rocket. Together they sow mayhem through Ganymede Student Village while Maja and Bhavneet plot bloody revenge against the people responsible for trashing her home. The end is in sight for our detectives, and it looks like there'll be a cabal of cultists and cleaners waiting for them when they get there.

Dec 18, 2020
Report 23 - Phoenix Download
Dec 18, 2020
Dec 18, 2020
53 min
In the aftermath of Clampy's demise, Saffron is given the chance to rise from his digital ashes into the world once more. With Rudy held captive by cultists, it is up to Maja to retrieve Saffron's cold corpse, and prep it for resurrection. With time running out, and enemies closing in, there is no guarantee for success.

Jan 7, 2021
Report 24 - The Replacements
Jan 7, 2021
Jan 7, 2021
49 min
Saffron is on a cultist slaying rampage, and if Maja can't stop him then they'll both soon be facing down the much greater threat of a Neko at full power. Rudy's rescue mission into the Broom Closet leads to a much deeper conspiracy buried underneath the island.

Jan 21, 2021
Report 25 - The "Real" World
Jan 21, 2021
Jan 21, 2021
1hr 7 min
Saffron's soul is at stake as he and Neko continue to duke it out at the Ganymede Waste Processing Plant. Simultaneously, Rudy plots to escape from the subterranean Replacement Institute before having his memory completely wiped. After tonight, our gang's perception of reality itself is under existential threat. Can Maja rely on her father to smuggle them off the island, or will the influence of the Institute's Cleaners prove too much to resist?

Feb 4, 2021
Report 26 - Into the Underground
Feb 4, 2021
Feb 4, 2021
52 min
The detentioneers try and return to the school lives they had before the death of Kevin Fong, but none of them can rest easy knowing the secrets of the island. Maja approaches Overlord with an offer to turn whistleblower, Rudy and Bhavneet come up with a new criminal scheme, and Saffron seeks out a broken Professor Al-Nadir.

Feb 18, 2021
Report 27 -To Stay or Go
Feb 18, 2021
Feb 18, 2021
52 min
The students descend into the undercampus intent on livestreaming the truth beneath the Institute and stealing whatever, and whoever, they can carry. Every second ticks toward doom for our detentioneers. Let's hope they're quiet enough, or audacious enough, to locate the dry dock and escape from Ganymede Island.

Mar 4, 2021
Report 28 - The Flood and Fire
Mar 4, 2021
Mar 4, 2021
57 min
Our detentioneers have levelled a luxury apartment complex in the Undercampus, and now must escape on a ferry they're not even sure is there. Maja pleads with Saffron to see reason, but it's no use. Until Saffron can recover the spirit blade from the burning wreckage, he is not leaving Ganymede Island. But the sword is on the move, and someone all too familiar has it in his possession...



